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Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

The Election Is Not Very Far Off When A Candidate Can Recognize You Across The Street.