We Use Such Big Words To Move

I Didn't Like Parties.i Didn't Know How To Dance And People Frightened Me, Especially People At Parties. They Attempted To Be Sexy And Gay And Witty And Although They Hoped They Were Good At It, They Weren 't. They Were Bad At It. Their Trying So Hard Only Made It Worse.

My Beerdrunk Soul Is Sadder Than All The Dead Christmas Trees Of The World.

It Doesn't Matter If Prince Charles Falls Off His Horse Or That The Hummingbird Is So Seldom Seen Or That We Are Too Senseless To Go Insane. Coffee. Give Us More Of That Nothing Coffee.

Erections, Ejaculations,exhibitions And General Tales Of Ordinary Madness.

If I Hadn't Been A Drunkard, I Probably Would Have Committed Suicide Long Ago.