We Thank You [the Soldiers Recently Returned

Sometimes You Have To Look Reality In The Eye, And Deny It.

This Is The Big Reason Most Humorists Fail. Drunks Don't Read Books.

We English Majors...need To Promote Public Libraries As A Tool In The War Against Terror. How Many Readers Of Edith Wharton Have Engaged In Terroristic Acts? I Challenge You To Name One...do We Need To Wait Until Our Cities Lie In Smoking Ruins Before We Wake Up To The Fact That A First-class Public Library Is A Vital Link In National Defense?

I Don't Want Them To Be Told To Remember Me.

A Minister Has To Be Able To Read A Clock. At Noon, It's Time To Go Home And Turn Up The Pot Roast And Get The Peas Out Of The Freezer.