We Should Make The Poor Uncomfortable And

[t]he More Public Provisions Were Made For The Poor, The Less They Provided For Themselves, And Of Course Became Poorer . . . [taking] Away From Before Their Eyes The Greatest Of All Inducements To Industry, Frugality, And Sobriety, By Giving Them A Dependence Of Somewhat Else Than A Careful Accumulation During Youth And Health For Support In Age And Sickness.

If You Can't Pay For A Thing, Don't Buy It. If You Can't Get Paid For It, Don't Sell It. Do This, And You Will Have Calm And Drowsy Nights, With All Of The Good Business You Have Now And None Of The Bad. If You Have Time, Don't Wait For Time.

Here Skugg Lies Snug As A Bug In A Rug.

If Any Man Flatters Me, I'll Flatter Him Again; Tho' He Were My Best Friend.

Thinking Aloud Is A Habit Which Is Responsible For Most Of Mankind's Misery.