We Need Not Fear Life, Because God

Some Men Have No Idea How To Romance A Woman. However, Women Who Teach Their Husbands What They Like Will Be Well-rewarded.

Don't Indulge In Gossip. ... People Who Throw Mudballs Always Manage To End Up Getting A Little On Themselves.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

No Person Who Can Read Is Ever Successful At Cleaning Out An Attic.

People, Like Water, Seek Their Own Level.