We Need More People Speaking Out. This

It's Very Hard Not To Be Condescending When You're Explaining Something To An Idiot.

I Have A Problem With People Who Take The Constitution Loosely And The Bible Literally.

Lip-synching?! Let That Be A Lesson. If You Are In Washington, D.c., And You Open Your Mouth And Another Voice Comes Out, It Better Be The Nra, An Oil Company Or A Bank.

People Sometimes Say How Standup Is So Hard, And I Always Tell Them That It's Hard At The Beginning.

I Doubt Anything Will Really Come Of This Lawsuit. First Of All, It's A Lawsuit. It Involves A Subpoena. And Try To Find A Republican Who Will Be Willing To Be Seen Serving A Black Man.