We Live In A Democracy. We Have

What Are We Going To Do About The Injuries To Our Country Still Going On Right In Front Of Our Eyes? It Gets Me Out Of Bed In The Morning. It Makes Me Mad Enough To Get My Blood Up And Want To Get Out There With [mark] Twain And Get It Said And That Is Why I Still Hit The Road And Go Out On The Stage And Keep Working At Staying Alive.

Death Ends A Life. But It Doesn't End A Relationship.

This Is A Deep And Personal Topic In Our Society Today. Read The Papers. America Is Hurting Because Of It. For God's Sake, Speak Up. Don't We Need To Learn Respect For People's Feelings? What Is Going To School For? To Learn How To Add?

I Never, Ever Update Mark Twain. I Don't Modernize It. I Let The Audience Update The Material. When I Go Out On Stage, I'm Trying To Make The Audience Believe They're Looking At This Guy Who Died 104 Years Ago And Listening To Him And Saying To Themselves, "jesus, He Could Be Talking About Today." And That's The Point.

You Can Go Into Mark Twain's Material And Prove Anything You Want. He Was Against War. He Was For War. He Was Against Rich People And He Was For Them. He Was A Kaleidoscope