We Are All Here For A Spell,

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

Well, The Disarmament Conference Is Off To A Flying Start. There Is Nothing To Prevent Their Succeeding Now But Human Nature.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.