We Are All Affected By Our Pasts,

I Don't Think The Amount Of Belief You Have Is What's Important. I Think It's What You Have Belief In That Matters.

I Laugh, And It Was Amazing! I Swear I Could See My Laughter Floating Around Me Like Puffy Things You Blow Off A Dandelion, Only Instead Of Being White It Was Birthday-cake-frosting-blue. Wow! Who Knew Hitting My Head And Passing Out Would Be So Much Fun? I Wonder If This Was What It Was Like To Be High.

And Kissing Him Is Like Sucking On Alcohol-soaked Feet.

Well, He Was Wearing Those Really Bad Pants Ant That Awful Shirt. Clearly He Did Need Some Things Explained To Him Bya Teenager, But I Didn't Think It Was The Right Time To Mention His Unforunate And Obvious Fashion Impairment.

Actually, Since I'm Gay I Think I Should Count For Two Guys Instead Of Just One. I Mean, In Me You Get The Male Point Of View And You Don't Have To Worry About Me Wanting To Touch Your Boobies.