Washington Is Dangerously Positioned Between Two Canadas,

Naturally The U.s. Trails In Gold Medals Because Every Time We Win One, We Hand It Over To The Chinese To Pay Off Our Debt.

God Works In Mysterious Ways But At Least He Works, He's Never On Welfare In A Mysterious Way.

It's Back To School Time. Or As Home-schoolers Call It, Stay-where-you-are Time.

The Fate Of Our Country Is Now In The Hands Of People Who Don't Think About What They Want Until They Get Right Up To The Register At Mcdonald's.

It Is A Well Known Fact That Reality Has Liberal Bias.