Washington Is A Dirty Diaper. It's Time

You Know, Back In 2000 A Republican Friend Of Mine Warned Me That If I Voted For Al Gore And He Won, The Stock Market Would Tank, We'd Lose Millions Of Jobs, And Our Military Would Be Totally Overstretched. You Know What: I Did Vote For Al Gore, He Did Win, And I'll Be Damned If All Those Things Didn't Come True.

What Does He Stand For?

What's The Real Difference Between Republicans And Democrats? Let Me Tell Ya The Real Difference ... Republicans Will Always Take On People In The Interest Of Power And Good Democrats Will Never Fear To Take On The Power In The Interests Of People.

Drag A $100 Bill Through A Trailer Camp And There's No Telling What You Will Find.

When You Become Famous, Being Famous Becomes Your Profession.