Walking Takes Longer... Than Any Other Known

The Missionaries Go Forth To Christianize The Savages - As If The Savages Weren't Dangerous Enough Already.

For Women, The Sexual Act Is A Means To A Higher End. For A Man, It Is An End In Itself.

Chastity Is More A State Of Mind Than Of Anatomy.

Alaska's Chief Attractions Are: (a) Its Small And Insignificant Human Population, Thanks To The Miserable Climate; And (b) Its Large And Magnificent Wildlife Population, Thanks To (a). Both Of These Attractions Are Being Rapidly Diminished, However, By (c) The Law Of Growth And Space-age Sleaze.

I Have Written Much About Many Good Places. But The Best Places Of All, I Have Never Mentioned.