Visit Your Aunt, But Not Every Day;

If You Teach A Poor Young Man To Shave Himself, And Keep His Razor In Order, You May Contribute More To The Happiness Of His Life Than In Giving Him A Thousand Guineas. This Sum May Be Soon Spent, The Regret Only Remaining Of Having Foolishly Consumed It; But In The Other Case, He Escapes The Frequent Vexation Of Waiting For Barbers, And Of Their Sometimes Dirty Fingers, Offensive Breaths, And Dull Razors.

No Nation Was Ever Ruined By Trade.

The Things Which Hurt, Instruct.

Whatever You Become Be Good At It

There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Sleep Once You Are Dead