Vickie... You Got Some 'splaining To Do!

When You Are Surrounded By People Who Are Much Better Than You, You Have Two Choices: You Can Sh*t The Bed, And The Performance Can Go To Hell. Or You Can Step Up And Rise To The Occasion.

You Want The Next Big Thing? Let Me Take My Pants Off!

This Fruity Pebble That Ya Dealin' With, I Ain't Ya Average Jabroni. I'm Like A Big Purple Pinwheel, Rock, So Go Ahead And Blow Me.

You're Dressed Up Like The Flag, Somebody Get Him A Pole! Oh, No, No, No, I Know How You Can Get One. Go On A Date, With Michael Cole.

Baloney Fudging Mustard!