Uninvited Guests Are Often Most Welcome When

Plodding Wins The Race.

Never Trust Advice From A Man In The Throes Of His Own Difficulty.

Better Beans And Bacon In Peace Than Cakes And Ale In Fear.

Our Insignificance Is Often The Cause Of Our Safety.

If You Had Half As Much Brains As You Have Beard, You Would Have Looked Before You Leaped.