Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben,

Gandhi, Who Went To Wendy's And Asked, "where's The Belief?" Never Got A Dinner!

Dr. Spock, Who Said, Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids. It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected. Never Got A Dinner!

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"

Billy Carter, Who Asked His Brother Jimmy, Do You Think You Could Get Me On The Gong Show? Never Got A Dinner!

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!