Ultimately Life Is Disease, Death And Oblivion.

Outing Is Brutal And It Should Be Reserved For Brutes

How Can You Tell Somebody Who Is Pursuing Happiness That They're Somehow Not American When That Was The Very First Promise That America Made?

Children Have A Right To Some Stability And Constancy From The Adults In Their Lives.

I Don't Write About My Life In My Column.

Oftentimes, When People Write Me 4,000-word Letters, I Write Them Back And Tell Them If Their Problem's That Complicated, They Probably Need A Lawyer Or A Cop, And Not Me.