Turning 50 Can Be Difficult, Sometimes Dangerous,

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.

The Best Way To Lose Weight Is To Put The Handle Of The Fridge Two Inches From The Ground.

That's The Weird Thing About Not Being Married - You Can't Get Regular Kissing; You Can't Be Guaranteed Of It, And That's A Great Shame.

I Do Think You Are Supposed To Go Through Wars With Your Child Because Otherwise The Tearing Apart That Has To Happen When They Go Off To Lead Their Own Life Would Be Unbearable.

I Never Do Any Television Without Chocolate. That's My Motto And I Live By It. Quite Often I Write The Scripts And I Make Sure There Are Chocolate Scenes. Actually I'm A Bit Of A Chocolate Tart And Will Eat Anything. It's Amazing I'm So Slim.