True And Baseless Evil Is As Rare

Were You Listening To A Word I Said ' 'i Kind Of Switched Off When You Drew Breath.

Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

I Collect Ex-boyfriends -- And More Than Five, At Last Count.

The Safest Course Was Actually The Simplest-do Nothing At All And Hope Everything Turned Out For The Best. It Wasn't A Great Plan, But It Had The Benefits Of Simplicity And A Long Tradition.

Almost Anything Can Be Improved With The Addition Of Bacon.