Trouble Springs From Idleness.

Traveling Is One Way Of Lengthening Life, At Least In Appearance.

Justice Is As Strictly Due Between Neighbor Nations As Between Neighbor Citizens.

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

Life Is A Kind Of Chess.

I Am For Doing Good To The Poor, But I Differ In Opinion About The Means. I Think The Best Way Of Doing Good To The Poor Is Not Making Them Easy In Poverty, But Leading Or Driving Them Out Of It.