Trial. A Formal Inquiry Designed To Prove

Success Is The One Unpardonable Sin Against Our Fellows.

Orthography, N. The Science Of Spelling By The Eye Instead Of The Ear.

Liver, N. A Large Red Organ Thoughtfully Provided By Nature To Be Bilious With. The Liver Is Heaven's Best Gift To The Goose; Without It That Bird Would Be Unable To Supply Us With The Strasbourg "pate".

Heathen, N. A Benighted Creature Who Has The Folly To Worship Something That He Can See And Feel.

Intimacy, N. A Relation Into Which Fools Are Providentially Drawn For Their Mutual Destruction.