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We Like Annoying People. It's A Manchester Thing. It's A Trait. We Just Like Pissing People Off.

It'll Be Nice To Know That Every Gallon Of Petrol A Manchester United Fan Buys Is Going Into Our Kitty.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

Next Year I Hope To Get A Stalker Or Two Because I Don't Believe You've Arrived Until You Get A Stalker.

I Started Off As Many Fathers Do. I Enjoyed The Good Bits, But I Was Wary Of The Responsibility. But Now I Love Being A Dad.