Totalitarianism Is Patriotism Institutionalized.

Nothing Is Better Than The Unintended Humor Of Reality.

One Of The Nice Things About Problems Is That A Good Many Of Them Do Not Exist Except In Our Imaginations.

Ideas Have Consequences, And Totally Erroneous Ideas Are Likely To Have Destructive Consequences.

The Bible Is Unfortunately Unclear On A Long List Of Moral And Social Questions And Sex Is One Of Them. On The One Hand, There Are Expressions Of Admiration For The Reportedly Virgin Mother Of Jesus, But Other Portions Of Scripture Speak Quite Accommodatingly Of Polygamy.

This Is The Tonight Show. I Can't Tell You Too Much About It, Other Than The Fact That This Program Is Going To Go On Forever.