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I Had My Daughter By C-section, So Knew When And Where She Was Going To Be Born. I Got Freakishly Organized And Prepared A Group E-mail Birth Announcement. Unfortunately, I Accidentally Pressed Send All. I Then Had To Send Another E-mail Saying, "i'm Really Sorry But I Haven't Actually Had The Baby Yet." Then, When I Actually Did Have The Baby, I Felt Too Embarrassed To Send Another E-mail Saying, "i've Definitely Had The Baby Now."

If You Ask Where A Relationship Is Going Too Often The Question Has A Habit Of Turning Into Where The Relationship Went. Unfortunately, However, God Has Given Women An Inbuilt Irresistible Urge To Insist On Knowing Where Their Relationships Are Going, And To Force Their Partners To Discuss The Matter At Length Whenever They Are Late For Something.

That's When The Idea For Mad About The Boy Arrived. It Wasn't Even A Bridget [jones] Story Initially - Then I Realized I Was Writing In Bridget's Voice And It Grew From There Into A Bridget Novel.

My Books Have All Generated Controversy.

One Must Not Live One's Life Through Men But Must Be Complete On Oneself As A Woman Of Substance.