Today's Father Day And We're Giving You

Love Had Forged Ahead So Swiftly That In No Time It Had Displaced Agriculture As The Leading Industry Of The Period. To Anyone Who Has Tried Both, This Wont Come As Much Of A Surprise.

I Have Nothing But Respect For You -- And Not Much Of That.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.