Today Is 11/11/11, A Date So Simple

George W. Bush Gave A Commencement Speech At Southern Methodist University This Weekend. It Was Pretty Inspirational. He Said, 'as I Like To Tell The 'c' Students, You Too Can Be President.' Even George W. Bush Has George W. Bush Comedy Material In His Act.

Joe Biden Will Speak To The Nation's Largest Gay Rights Group During A Human Rights Convention On Friday. Then On Saturday, He Is Scheduled To Speak To Them Again To Apologize For Whatever He Said In Friday's Speech.

If People Want To See You, They'll Find You. If They Don't See You On Tv, They'll Find You On The Internet.

On Tuesday, Utah Candidate Mia Love Became The First Black Republican Woman Elected To Congress. She's Also A Mormon. Yeah, A Black Female Republican Mormon. Even Unicorns Are Saying, 'not Buyin' It.'

Researchers In Canada Say They Have Discovered The Part Of The Brain That Is Used To Make Decisions, And This Is Weird: If You're Married, It's Actually Located In Your Wife's Brain.