To Postpone Unpleasantness Is Human; To Forget

The Passion For Money Is Never Fickle.

A Quick Smile Is More Seductive Than A Slinky Dress.

Vice Is A Dreary Business. And Virtue Is Not A Lot Of Fun, Either.

When A Man Bores A Woman, She Complains. When A Woman Bores A Man, He Ignores Her.

As The Tenor Roars His Passion, I Think Sadly Of My Spreading Middle, And His.