To Be Good, You Need To Believe

It Is Better To Look Good Than To Feel Good.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

Two Thousand Years Ago Jesus Is Crucified, Three Days Later He Walks Out Of A Cave And They Celebrate With Chocolate Bunnies And Marshmallow Peeps And Beautifully Decorated Eggs. I Guess These Were Things Jesus Loved As A Child.

I Had Really Good Hearing And When You're Scared It Gets Heightened So You Hear Scratching Noises Or Something.

I Have 40-something Intros [that Davis Jr. Did]; All Are Different, None Of Them Happened. And It Was Hilarious.