To Be A Comedian, You Gotta Jokesmith,

I'm Just More Comfortable With People Who Are Like Me Than The People Who Are Not.

Most Of The Great Directors I've Worked With - De Palma, Spike Lee - Like Rehearsals.

I Did Brad's First Film The Take And I'm Glad Brad [furman] Has Not Calmed Down. I Don't Want Him To Ever Calm Down.

My Mom [comes] To See My Shows Because She's So Proud, But I'm Talking About Losing My Virginity, My Ex-wife And Our Sexual Problems, And She's Sitting In The Front Row Smiling. I Just Go, "mom, You Can't Sit In The Front Row, You Can't Smile. You Have To Go Way In The Back And Dress In Black. If I See You It's Like You're Breaking In When I'm Having Sex With My Wife. It's Just Wrong."

With Kids, The Days Are Long, But The Years Are Short.