Time Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Everything

Capital Punishment Would Be More Effective As A Preventive Measure If It Were Administered Prior To The Crime.

When I Asked My Mother Where Babies Came From, She Thought I Said Rabies. She Said You Get Them From Being Bitten By A Dog. The Next Week, A Woman On My Block Gave Birth To Triplets... I Thought She'd Been Bitten By A Great Dane.

If It Turns Out That There Is A God...the Worst That You Can Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever.

My Heart Says One Thing. My Head Says Another. Very Hard To Get Your Heart And Head Together In Life.

A Deranged Person Is Supposed To Have The Strength Of Ten Men. I Have The Strength Of One Small Boy... With Polio.