Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary,

I'm A Sucker For A Funny Script. And Then, As Soon As I Don't Wanna Be, One Comes Along And Grabs Me.

Once Women Find A Way To Form Community, Everyone Reaps The Rewards.

I Have A Very Good Life, So I Have Nothing To Complain About. Sometimes, I Just Have Existential Angst.

When You Read A Book As A Child, It Becomes A Part Of Your Identity In A Way That No Other Reading In Your Whole Life Does.

Maybe That Whole Love Thing Is Just A Grown-up Version Of Santa Claus; Just A Myth We've Been Fed Since Childhood. So, We Keep Buying Magazines, Joining Clubs, And Doing Therapy And Watching Movies With Hit Pop Songs Played Over Love Montages All In A Pathetic Attempt To Explain Why Our Love Santa Keeps Getting Caught In The Chimney.