Those People In New York Are Not

The Child Needs A Helping Hand Or He'll Grow Up To Be An Angry Young Man Some Day.

I Did The Ed Sullivan Show Four Times. I Did The Steve Allen Show. I Did The Jackie Gleason Show.

You Don't Like Hot Rod Racing Or Driving Late At Night, You Just Want To Park Where It's Nice And Dark.

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

Ma'am, I'm Not Tryin' To Be Sexy. Ah Didn't Have Any Clear Idea Of Trying To Sell Sex. It's Just My Way Of Expressin' How I Feel When I Move Around. It's All Leg Movement. I Don't Do Nothin' With My Body.