This Town Needs An Enema!

You're Anachronistic When You Know That Your Feelings Aren't Going To Have Any Effect On Anything.

I Learned A Long Time Ago In Hollywood That The Only Person I Should Vote For Is Myself.

With My Sunglasses On, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without Them, I'm Fat And 60.

When It's Over For A Woman, It's Over. You're Not Getting An Appeal.

At 55 I Said The Probability Is I Won't Have Another Relationship. I Just Didn't Want To Start Another Family. Between My Own Bizarre Criteria And Taste And The Fact That I'm Not Available For Many Things I Thought It Was Unlikely. Once You Know The Science About It, I Don't Think Anybody Should Consider Being Committed To A Real Eternal Relationship Until You're Through Something Called The Infatuation Circle.