This Race And This Country And This

My Puns Are Not Trivial. They Are Quadrivial

He Could Not Feel Her Near Him In The Darkness Nor Hear Her Voice Touch His Ear. He Waited For Some Minutes Listening. He Could Hear Nothing: The Night Was Perfectly Silent. He Listened Again: Perfectly Silent. He Felt That He Was Alone.

A Woman Loses A Charm With Every Pin She Takes Out.

Christopher Columbus, As Everyone Knows, Is Honored By Posterity Because He Was The Last To Discover America.

White Pudding And Eggs And Sausages And Cups Of Tea! How Simple And Beautiful Was Life After All!