This Is Why I Loved Technology: If

He Had Them As Spellbound As A Room Full Of Ewoks Listening To C-3po.

I'd Never Been A Tall Guy, And The Girls I'd Dated Had All Been My Height--teenaged Girls Grow Faster Than Guys, Which Is A Cruel Trick Of Nature.

The Right To Freedom Of Association Is Fine, But Why Shouldn't The Cops Be Allowed To Mine Your Social Network To Figure Out If You're Hanging Out With Gangbangers And Terrorists?

The Big Problem Isn’t Piracy, It’s Obscurity.

It's Our Goddamed City! It's Our Goddamed Country. No Terrorist Can Take It From Us For So Long As We're Free. Once We're Not Free, The Terrorists Win! Take It Back! You're Young Enough And Stupid Enough Not To Know That You Can't Possibly Win, So You're The Only Ones Who Can Lead Us To Victory! Take It Back!