This Is Not A Screenplay. I Don't

Teaching Is Too Strong A Word For Whatever It Was I Did At Northeastern University

If You Are Going To Live Life On Your Own Terms, There Need To Be Terms, And Somehow You Need To Live Up To Them.

I Write Five Pages A Day. If You Would Read Five Pages A Day, We'd Stay Right Even.

I Was On The Oprah Winfrey Show Once. It Was A Really Slow News Day For Oprah, And There Were Several Of Us On 'cause None Of Us Was Sufficiently Interesting By His Or Herself.

If You Want To Write, Write It. That's The First Rule. And Send It In, And Send It In To Someone Who Can Publish It Or Get It Published. Don't Send It To Me. Don't Show It To Your Spouse, Or Your Significant Other, Or Your Parents, Or Somebody. They're Not Going To Publish It.