This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.

I Used To Get Bummed Out When It Rained; Then I Realized That It's God's Way Of Washing Off Hippies.

The Clothes Make The Man. The Children Working In Sweatshops Make The Clothes. Therefore, The Children Working In Sweatshops Make The Man.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.