Think Books Aren't Scary? Well, Think About

If Jesus Doesn't Have A Sense Of Humor, I Am In Huge Trouble.

We Claim No Respectability. There's No Status I Would Not Surrender For A Joke. So We Don't Have To Defend Anything.

Jesus Forgives Sinners, Not Criminals.

Now I Don't Know Why He's Denying Them Habeas Corpus. I Can Only Assume The Guys They Got Detained Over There Did Something Really Unforgivable. Like Remind Obama He Was Once A Professor Of Constitutional Law.

I Wrote Things For The School's Newspaper, And - Like All Teenagers - I Dabbled In Poetry.