They're Talking About Putting A Woman On

Do You Know Who Is Ready To Go With The Presidential Campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb Already Has Plans To End The War In Iraq That His Brother Started. All He Needs Is A Hot Tub Time Machine.

You've Got To Be Careful Smoking Weed. It Causes Memory Loss. And Also, It Causes Memory Loss.

They're Doing Everything They Can To Tighten Security At The White House. Today, On The Roof Of The White House, They Added One Of Those Fake Owls.

There's Some Kind Of A Thing Where When She Was Secretary Of State She Was Using Her Own E-mail Instead Of The State Department, And I Thought Finally, A Clinton Scandal The Entire Family Can Enjoy.

Since 1980, There Have Been 91 Breaches Of Security At The White House. Well, 92 If You Count George Bush.