They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New

Every Team Has A Hard Man. We Has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea Had Chopper, Arsenal Had Peter Storey, Liverpool Had Tommy Smith. Leeds Had Eleven Of Them

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

In 1969 I Gave Up Women And Alcohol - It Was The Worst 20 Minutes Of My Life.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.