They Said I Would Never Write This

If You Don't Know What Sex Is Before You're 21 You're Going To Have A Problem And Should Go To Your Psychiatrist.

There Are No Unbeatable Odds, There Are No Believable Gods.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

To Be A Parent, Especially To Rock & Roll Kids, I Think Being A Parent Is The Most Difficult Job On The Face Of The Earth. You Hate To Say Things That Will Upset Your Kids, But Then Sometimes You Have To Because You Can't Let Them Run Around Wild.

I Think If A Man Can Create Something Like An Atom Bomb, He Can Surely Create Something With His Own Mind.