They Call It The Latin Quarter Because

Our Country Has Plenty Of Five-cent Cigars, But The Trouble Is They Charge Fifteen Cents For Them.

People Who Fly Into A Rage Always Make A Bad Landing.

I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

The More That Learn To Read The Less Learn How To Make A Living. That's One Thing About A Little Education. It Spoils You For Actual Work. The More You Know The More You Think Somebody Owes You A Living.