There's Something About Doing Stand-up That's Cathartic.

I Care About The Work I Do. But I'm Not Going To Say That Money's Not An Issue.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!

Who Goes From America To Africa For Medical Attention?

The Language You Are About To Hear... Is Disturbing.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.