There's So Few People In This Town

If You Still Want To Kill Him, Do Me A Favor And Take Him Outside. Those Are New Sheets.

Don't Just Stand There, Idiot. Call A Doctor, And Then Help Me Find A Nose.

Shame Is An Unhappy Emotion Invented By Pietists In Order To Exploit The Human Race.

I'm Not A Dishwasher Anymore. But I'm Still From Sangamon Street.

Being Thrown Out Of This Place Is Significantly Better Than Being Thrown Out Of A Leper Colony.