There's One Thing I Never Did Do,

I Probably Wouldn't Even Be Here Now If It Weren't For Chiropractic

Stop Rolling Down Hill Like A Snow Ball Headed For Hell.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

The Turn I Made Was Not The One I Planned. And I Watched My Social Standing Slip Away From Me, While I Watched The Bottle Slowly Take Command.

At My Age, I Don't Buy But A Half A Loaf Of Bread, You Know?