There's Nothing Wrong With My Tits, But

I Had Always Known What I Wanted, And That Was Beauty... In Every Form... A Beautiful House, Beautiful Man, A Beautiful Life And Image. I Was Ambitious To Get The Money Which Would Attain All That For Me.

Then There's That 'you're Only As Old As You Feel' Business, Which Is True To A Point, But You Can't Be Shirley Temple On The Good Ship Lollipop Forever. Sooner Or Later, Dammit, You're Old.

If You've Earned A Position, Be Proud Of It. Don't Hide It. I Want To Be Recognized. When I Hear People Say, 'there's Joan Crawford!' I Turn Around And Say, 'hi! How Are You!'

Box-office Poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer Always Asserted That The Studio Had Built Stage 22, Stage 24 And The Irving Thalberg Building, Brick By Brick, From The Income On My Pictures.

Sure, I'd Play An Ape If They Asked Me. Maurice Evans Did.