There's Nothing Quite As Irksome As Someone

People Talk About Dysfunctional Families; I've Never Seen Any Other Kind.

In My Opinion, There's No Condition In Life That Can't Be Ameliorated By A Dose Of Junk Food.

I Started Writing Seriously When I Was 18, Wrote My First Novel When I Was 22, And I've Never Stopped Writing Since.

Writing Is Not About Making A Buck, Not About Publishers And Agents. Writing Is Not About Feeling Good. Writing Is About Pain, Suffering, Hard Work, Risk, And Fear.

If Your Mind Isn't Open, Keep Your Mouth Shut Too.