There's Nothing Like Spending An Evening With

I'm A Con Artist In That I'm An Actor. I Make People Believe Something Is Real When They Know Perfectly Well It Isn't.

I Gave Up Shame A Long Time Ago.

It's My Theory That If You Hear Enough Applause And Laughter At A Young Enough Age, You're Doomed

If You Read In Front Of Your Kids, It's Very Likely That They'll Become Readers, Too

My Father Was A Man Of The Theater. I Grew Up In A Theater Family. As A Young Man, As A Boy, I Gypsied Around With My Siblings And My Parents To, Like, Eight Different Towns, Went To Eight Different Schools. All Those Things Were Extremely Formative, And I Think That's What Happens.