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My Parents Both Had A Great Sense Of Humor, And Always Laughed A Lot. One Night, When They Were Watching Candid Camera, I Finally Understood What Comedy Was All About. I Heard The Laughter On Television, I Turned Around And Saw My Parents Laughing, And That's When I Thought: 'this Is Great. This Is What I Can Do. I'm Gonna Prank Somebody.'

I've Been Chased. I've Been Pushed. I've Been Screamed At. I've Been Verbally Abused. I've Been Afraid For My Safety. But I Did It All In The Name Of Entertainment.

I've Decided To Get Into Shape, And The Shape I've Selected Is A Triangle.

We Were A Very Small Circle Of Writers. Everybody Brought To The Table Their Own Life Experience.

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.