There's No Down Time Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

You Might Be A Redneck If People Hear Your Car Long Before They See It.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.